Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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