can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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