I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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