Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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