Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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I'm like, not good at living.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I did not marry a roomba.
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