Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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