I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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