so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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