Who wears a wallet chain?!
what day is it and did you see me today?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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