I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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