Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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