well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she peed on how many people?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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