they need to just BURY HIM!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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