she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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