Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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