absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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