i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
