All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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