Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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