What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
