My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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