those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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