Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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