tell your sister to shave her snatch
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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