By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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