i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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