she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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