Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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