I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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