I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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