Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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