Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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