Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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