This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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