I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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