I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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