come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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