I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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