i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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