Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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