hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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