even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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