either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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It's never too late to be topless.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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