Swine flu. Run for my life!
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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