You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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