The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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