i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm like, not good at living.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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