did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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