i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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