You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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