If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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