Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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