i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
