Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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