what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
tell me about the eggs
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