So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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