You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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