Say something about gay babies.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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