The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize