He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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